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John Vlismas

John Vlismas

John Vlismas - Comedian, MC, also offering Team Building and Motivational Speaking - Johannesburg

Award-winning comedian, John Vlismas is one of South Africa’s most prolific international comics. 2008 has seen him represent his country in Toronto, finishing in the top eight at the Yuk Yuk’s Great Canadian Laugh Off, and perform at Freedom Day celebrations in Dubai, at the request of the South African Business Council. John returned to the Johannesburg stage with a long-anticipated one-man show, entitled Lucky Plebian, in June 2008.

The year started with a bang, as John produced the South African leg of Henry Rollin’s 2007/8 world tour, taking in The Baxter theatre in Cape Town and the Bassline in Johannesburg. John is currently developing a primetime television comedy pilot at MNet’s request.

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Of the stand up comedians working the circuit in South Africa today, John has the widest international profile. From his 2002 performance in Berlin at the Maulhelden Festival, to his shows in Dubai in 2006 and 2008; to 2007’s Shady Okes in London and at the Bulmer’s Comedy Festival in Dublin; to his appearance at The Comedy Store in London in 2005; and his four trips to Canada, where he has played at Montreal’s Just for Laughs Festival and remains the only South African comedian to be invited to return three times, having impressed in Club Soda, Globecom and Bubbling with Laughter, and performing by invitation in the prestigious showcase Talk of the Fest with Drew Carey; to his 2000 participation in the Melbourne Comedy Festival, where he enjoyed a sold out run of 28 shows in the highly regarded Best of the Edinburgh Festival showcase.

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John Vlismas

While outspoken and sometimes controversial, Vlismas is a firm favourite in the corporate market, and spends over 60% of his stage time entertaining executives and their staff with tailored, material, proving that he has the ability to adapt rapidly and appropriately for diverse audiences.

 

“ I've never been one for herding. I firmly believe that grouping humans together unnecessarily tends to encourage dumbing down. I think the common term for group stupidity is "small talk" - you'll know it when you hear it - cobbled-together knee-jerk phrases designed to establish a veneer of common understanding, all based on very little thought, opinion or idea. “  - John.

 

Not content with stand up and MC work, John also writes for publications and spent 16 weeks in 2007 attempting to attract litigation for his weekly column attacking the local Idols judges, syndicated in Independent Newspapers. He also completed a year-long column in the Star Newspaper’s Business Report, called Funny Money with Ronnie Apteker, and wrote a monthly column for In London magazine, for 3 years.

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He has scripted and performed for the FNB Life Start, and SAB Brand Power national road shows, and regularly performs at his comedy club, The Comedy Underground, now SA’s longest running regular comedy event.

 

John has enjoyed much local success with his previous one-man shows, all of which he wrote, directed and produced: Whacked in 2001, Aggravated Assault in 1999, Man in Black in 1998, and Mr Ballistic in 1997. In 2001, his two-hander with Bevan Cullinan, Grinder confirmed his ability to sell tickets.  The esteem in which John is held by the comedy industry is evidenced by such events as his role in Steven Wright’s South African tour as support act, and his performance for SA Tourism at the Sydney Art Museum in 2004.

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John Vlismas

 

 

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